Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, February 2

Little Debbie goes to Gitmo

Another way to get information out of terror suspects: Cupcakes. No one could ever claim it is inhumane. Plus, they have a calming effect on people that relaxes them to point of wanting to talk about stuff. Give a detainee a cupcake, and I guarantee that after one bite, they'll be leaning back in their chair saying, "You won't believe what Osama did the other day. We were in the cave- You've been to our cave, right? Oh, I just have to take you there!"
© 2009, Dan
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