Life is like an sexually transmitted disease in that...
...for most of us, the trouble started in the back seat of a car, and could've been easily prevented through proper use of a condom.
...most scientists theorize that at some point in history African monkeys played a vital role.
...when the bad news comes, I feel obligated to call an ex-girlfriend or two.
...it's really difficult to accurately define it to a five-year-old.
...it has a painful and uncomfortable way of punishing you for all that fun you had last Saturday night.
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