Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Saturday, February 28

And now, because I gotta take a leak, here's Sports!

My dream job is to be a weather man here in Oklahoma. It's the only job where you can be wrong 99.9% of the time, and not only will you keep your job, but also get awards for excellence in your field. Hell, you could go on the air drunk off your ass and no one will say a damn thing. "Alrighty, let's look at this weather map thingy. (burp) Okay, we've got this green blob over us today, which means, shit, I dunno... Plague of frogs?"
© 2009, Dan
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