Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, March 27

However, it would help those people with their cleansing fasts.

To help aid with quitting smoking, I've started doing yoga. I don't actually take the classes, I just punch up the lessons on my pay-per-view. Not only is it cheaper, but it saves people from having to see a guy with my (ahem) husky exterior attempting movements here-to-fore forbidden by the laws of physics. It looks like a Tempurpedic mattress being folded in half after being left out in the rain.
© 2009, Dan
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