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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Saturday, March 14

Blowing gunsmoke

During a recent political debate, a Conservative friend of mine passionately argued that the Obama Administration wants to take away all of our guns. When I pressed him for his source on this information, he said he got it from his gun dealer. You know, for someone who's as pro-Capitalism as my friend, he should be better at recognizing a sales pitch.

It's the same gun-hoarding panic as when Clinton took office. About the most the Clinton Administration did was say, "Hey, if you need a fully automatic with tracer rounds to go hunting, maybe you should consider another sport. The point is to leave at least some meat on the animal, don't you think?"
© 2009, Dan
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