On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Thursday, March 5

Have you ever looked at a Franklin Planner...on weed?

I was kinda shocked to find out that one of my stoner friends actually keeps a day planner. He wouldn't show it to me, by I would imagine it would read something like this:
9:00 -- Wake
9:05 -- Bake
9:20 - 4:00 -- Halo 3
4:20 -- Smoke more pot
6:00 -- Cici's Pizza Buffet
7:00 -- Robotech Marathon
12:00 -- Sleep

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