New Joke, Different Day: Audience participation caption contest

Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, October 12

Audience participation caption contest

Post your captions in the hecklers section below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. They all knew it was a mistake casting Mel Brooks as Flava Flav, but the director was willing to take a gamble.

2. Good to know that I'm not the only one visited by the Golden Imp at one o'clock in the morning.

3. Whatever magical kingdom this is, I feel the U.N. should bomb the fuck out of it on general principle.