On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, October 23

Next time, I'll just buy a taco from a bum

I knew I was gonna regret my breakfast purchase before I even took the first bite. A breakfast burrito with Chorizo from QuikTrip. Because if there's anyone who knows good Mexican sausage, it's a convenience store.

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