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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, May 25

You could cut off his head, but it'd take a few whacks

I'm getting pretty sick of Rush Limbaugh. Not just because I disagree with his politics, but because by all reasoning he should've been dead five times over by now. Oxycodone addiction, cigar smoking, a steady diet of, well, anything he can get his hands on, not to mention all the people he's pissed off over the years. I mean, of all the people in this world to have the life force of the Highlander, why did it have to be him?
© 2009, Dan
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