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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Sunday, May 3

Save your receipts, gay people!

One gay couple I know found a way around the whole gay marriage thing: They incorporated themselves as a business. It has all of the benefits of a marriage, plus some extra perks. Every date night can be a tax write off, infidelity can be explained as "taking the day off", etc.

The best part? They actually have insurance in case the (business) relationship fails. How awesome is that? Can single people get in on that? If I have a bad date, can I file a claim and get my money back?
© 2009, Dan
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