Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Wednesday, May 13

Their mothers must be so proud

I read a news article recently reporting on the arrest and firing of two park rangers who were caught taking turns pissing into Old Faithful. The thing that caught me was that the reporter felt compelled to point out that the men did this when Old Faithful was not erupting. I think we gathered that when the headline didn't read TWO MEN SUFFER THIRD-DEGREE GENITAL BURNS.
© 2009, Dan
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