Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Tuesday, May 12

Running out of room, so I'm moving to the fenders

This one guy keeps parking in my space at my apartment complex. So, I'm getting back at him slowly. Whenever there's a hailstorm, which happens quite frequently here in Oklahoma, I grab my ball peen hammer and take a couple of whacks into his hood. He'll eventually get the point when he sees that all of these dents are forming the words PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE, DICKWEED!
© 2009, Dan
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