Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Saturday, July 4

Place your bets!

Sarah Palin has announced her resignation as Governor of Alaska. Anyone else notice she did this on Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend, and the Daily Show is off all next week? She didn't give a significant reason for her decision, which leads me to believe that next week something big is gonna go down. That is why I'm opening a betting pool. Is there a secret meth lab in the Governor's mansion? Has Todd Palin been hunting Eskimoes? Could Trig somehow be pregnant?
© 2009, Dan
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1 comment:

  1. CleverNameJuly 4, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    I bet her daughter really was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez

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