New Joke, Different Day: Sorry about that, Mukluk

Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Sunday, July 12

Sorry about that, Mukluk

I absolutely hate racism. Not just because of the sheer stupidity, but also because as a comedian it's a tough subject to approach. Most racist jokes are interchangeable... Just insert-ethnic-slur-here kind of stuff. Whenever a good one comes along, I use something really obscure, like Eskimos. But just my luck, when the joke is finished, there's some guy in a sealskin parka standing behind me with a harpoon.