Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, January 23

Guess the impulse item

I think the reason I'm broke all the time is because I like to buy a lot of unnecessary items every time I'm at the store, just so the clerk will think I'm insane. It's all in how you pair things up. Bottle of Jack Daniels and a home pregnancy test. Box of rat poison and a mylar balloon that says Thinking of You. Or the one I tried the other day: box of Kleenex, bottle of lotion and a Dora the Explorer DVD. That one was fun. They nearly called the cops on my ass.
© 2009, Dan
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